"Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain our dignity, even as the bulk of our Herculean efforts are keel-hauled before our very eyes."

"All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified."

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with gun."

"There's more freedom when you have a character that's not by the book."

"My character in Army of Darkness, the last of the three, is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of people and yet he's your hero."

"Go ahead and listen to their vague ramblings, sure, sure, but when you want the truth, come back here."

"We wanted to work with someone on this role that we knew and could beat the crap out of."

"For those of you that have seen this movie 47 times, I don't want to spoil it for you."

"And yes, unlike certain Presidents, I did inhale."

"We just wound up with this incredibly ugly necklace that no boyfriend would ever give his girlfriend unless he didn't like her."

"We thought that was kinda funny, that she was clearly lying to her friend for no good reason."

"My character Ash is basically King of the Losers at this point. He's a nebbish. A schmoe. He's worthless. Look, I'm man enough, I can admit it".

Ash: [on screen] Why do you torture me like this? WHY?
Bruce: [on commentary track] Because you're so stupid.

"This movie is very enjoyable with a big college crowd because when all the big tough macho football players get scared, they don't scream, they just swear and punch each other."

"Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!"

"So it was more interesting acting with insane people with knives in their hands... that's where you're not really acting, you're like 'Get that knife away from my face."